You rat-faced guests remind me of a bunch of old used water bottles. A big, dirty dripping mess of people's fucking water bottles that got left there and forgotten. Looks like shit.
Nobody knows whose water bottle is whose cuz they're so mixed up and rat-infested. Rats turning them into nests. Many just have a sticker that makes it look like a rat is nested in the water bottle, nursing her young. Either way, it's highly unsanitary.
Sitting there in the corner, like fucking fifty reusable water bottles. But you can't recycle them as is (i.e. wash them out.) Nobody wants a used reusable water bottle for the obvious and evident fact that some dude might have peed in it once. Or a rat lived in it. But you know if a rat lived in it cuz the plastic's usually gnawed. Don't touch those water bottles. Only get the nice ones, with the stickers. Sell them in lots on eBay to start generating the seed money we need to get our other projects off the ground.
Nobody knows whose water bottle is whose cuz they're so mixed up and rat-infested. Rats turning them into nests. Many just have a sticker that makes it look like a rat is nested in the water bottle, nursing her young. Either way, it's highly unsanitary.
Sitting there in the corner, like fucking fifty reusable water bottles. But you can't recycle them as is (i.e. wash them out.) Nobody wants a used reusable water bottle for the obvious and evident fact that some dude might have peed in it once. Or a rat lived in it. But you know if a rat lived in it cuz the plastic's usually gnawed. Don't touch those water bottles. Only get the nice ones, with the stickers. Sell them in lots on eBay to start generating the seed money we need to get our other projects off the ground.