Diary of The Homo Gay Sex Harlot Charlie Tan
By Charlie Tan
Chapter Five: Alex Jones Butt Rapes Me In The Mens Room of A Texas Roadhouse!
I've been such a good InfoWarrior junior cadet, I finally caught the attention of AJ himself. I'd been buying and taking all of the supplements until my poop turned blue and then later rainbow. Infowars medical experts assured me that any bright rainbow stool coloration was a natural and harmless indicator that the supplements had now activated a magnetic shield around my balls that would protect them from 5G multiphase interference. Not entirely satisfied with that answer, I demanded to speak to Alex personally. They got him on the line for me and he said he would sell me another supplement that would rectify the rainbow poop coloration issue. He also mentioned he'd be up in my neck of woods in a few days and that he wanted to buy me ribs at a Texas Roadhouse to make it all up to me.
It was like something out of a dream! I spent the next three days and nights massaging scented oils on my ass in anticipation of our date. Alex was quite the gentlemen, complimenting me on how nice I smelled when he picked me up in his armor-plated hummer and whisked me away to a remote Texas Roadhouse. It was a long ride. Alex spent most of it playing FM classic rock and talking about how nice my butt smelled.
True to his word, we gorged ourselves on ribs at Texas Roadhouse. After the meal, he stood and pulled my chair back from the table with me in it, offered me his hand, and said "If you care to join me, M'lady?" How could a girl say no? Alex grunted a lot as he butt-raped me in the men's room. At the end the evening, as agreed, I handed my entire savings over to him in cash for future supplement orders. And then he sped off, leaving me stranded and broke at a Texas Roadhouse on the side of another barren highway. It all worked out though. That particular Texas Roadhouse registered like a gold mine on my GayFuckFest navigation app, beeping and booping for half the tables. Alex Jones had left me my first 5-star review! Over that weekend I made enough money to cover my uber fare home and get a milkshake to drink along the way
By Charlie Tan
Chapter Five: Alex Jones Butt Rapes Me In The Mens Room of A Texas Roadhouse!
I've been such a good InfoWarrior junior cadet, I finally caught the attention of AJ himself. I'd been buying and taking all of the supplements until my poop turned blue and then later rainbow. Infowars medical experts assured me that any bright rainbow stool coloration was a natural and harmless indicator that the supplements had now activated a magnetic shield around my balls that would protect them from 5G multiphase interference. Not entirely satisfied with that answer, I demanded to speak to Alex personally. They got him on the line for me and he said he would sell me another supplement that would rectify the rainbow poop coloration issue. He also mentioned he'd be up in my neck of woods in a few days and that he wanted to buy me ribs at a Texas Roadhouse to make it all up to me.
It was like something out of a dream! I spent the next three days and nights massaging scented oils on my ass in anticipation of our date. Alex was quite the gentlemen, complimenting me on how nice I smelled when he picked me up in his armor-plated hummer and whisked me away to a remote Texas Roadhouse. It was a long ride. Alex spent most of it playing FM classic rock and talking about how nice my butt smelled.
True to his word, we gorged ourselves on ribs at Texas Roadhouse. After the meal, he stood and pulled my chair back from the table with me in it, offered me his hand, and said "If you care to join me, M'lady?" How could a girl say no? Alex grunted a lot as he butt-raped me in the men's room. At the end the evening, as agreed, I handed my entire savings over to him in cash for future supplement orders. And then he sped off, leaving me stranded and broke at a Texas Roadhouse on the side of another barren highway. It all worked out though. That particular Texas Roadhouse registered like a gold mine on my GayFuckFest navigation app, beeping and booping for half the tables. Alex Jones had left me my first 5-star review! Over that weekend I made enough money to cover my uber fare home and get a milkshake to drink along the way