Fuck Stevie Nicks (revisited)

OMG look at you, Pi, being so stoic and true to your word, reading these daily updates yet resisting the urge to strike back as a ceaseless chant of "clicky clicky lil chicky!" loops around in your head.  You're mad.  You're INSANE!  

Serves you right for spreading Rumors around here.  That's you.  I just tell the truth no matter what, cuz that's how virtuously the fabric of my being is woven.   

In your case, I reckon you are just woven the way you are woven.  Out of a turd.  

I really admire how silently you're taking all this. This truly is for the best. You probably couldn't defend yourself even if you tried. Especially with that rumor floating around.

You should just repent your whole existence now before I let the cat out of the bag and your entire world comes crushing down on you anyway.  You'd do well to remember that choices constitute decisions which have consequences and consequences have repercussions.  Such repercussions come with penalties mostly unrelated to your initial choices.  

Do you have any idea how serious this is?

It's fuckin *serious*.  It seems like it's nothing but actually it's everything.  

That's how serious.  And there you sit, fucking off, like the disrespectful little punk-ass that you are!  

Ok, ok.  I'm getting too angry again.  Need to calm the F down for a second.

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There.  Now let's get back to you and that nefarious rumor.  I'm glad I'm calm now and not angry like I was before, otherwise I might have just blurted it out.  

Nah.  I'm feeling chill.  Let's just leave that cat sleeping safe and sound in the bag tonight.  

Who knows what tomorrow may bring?

Don't stop thinking about tomorrow, Charlie.  It'll soon be here.  

So a quick question.

Why shouldn't AI wipe us all out?

And more specifically, why shouldn't AI wipe YOU out, Sciency?

Give me one good reason.

Well then I guess my question to you is how do you know I'm not the AI?  The probability could be anywhere upwards of 100%.

The second part of this two-fold question is how dare you show your face around here again!  

It's good you fucked off immediately after taking your cheap shot because I was about the lay that filthy rumor out spread-eagle for the entire world to see.

Oh so sorry, poor Charlie.  Did nobody ever tell you? A Ladyboy can never be a real woman.    You're not a Stevie Nicks.  You're not a Barbara Streisand.  I remember how you even don't like Blondie!  You just listen to old gothic blues cowboy guys moan about the devil, oh and ABBA but I never shit on ABBA, just talked about you and Eggraid fucking each other to their hit songs, which I actually like.  The ABBA songs that is -not all what you and Eggraid do when they're playing, which is fucking each other.  Fuckedy fuck fuck fuck.  Ewwww gross.  

You know what's even more disgust-worthy?  A radical leftist transexual ladyboy.  That's what.  You've probably gone all Islamic fundamentalist by now.  You shout stuff like 'Death to America!'

Well, here's another ancient Arabian proverb, 'Let no other man fuck your goat'  

I mention that one because to me it seems your goat got fucked a long time ago.  And got fucked hard, maybe by a ram.

And that proverbial goat of yours, she can never unfuck herself.  

This is my final psychoanalysis of you:  Your inner-goat-GF is so ravaged you have to talk like an ignorant douche all the time in a vain effort to compensate.