Worst Microsoft Teams Etiquette ever

The boss (and their most favored) are the only ones allowed to interject.  The boss also has the power to cut you off (logic termination.)

Remember, your role is that of ear-slave -and your meager salary depends on it.

Listen and nod no matter out-of-touch they're being.  Only wait until you are cued to speak to show your complete agreement in a subservient and concise manner.  

NEVER offer real-world constructive feedback.  That's how people lose their jobs.

My boss loves to logic terminate.  Almost every time I talk to her she logic terminates the issue and walks away with the wrong idea or incomplete information.  She is also very good at thinking I think things that I don't think, holding views I don't hold, not understanding things I completely understand.    But, since there's no correcting her, I just let her go believing whatever she wants.

Careful.  You know how bosses are.  You make a correction so obviously true that they have to accept it, maybe even with a warm smile and thank you, but secretly they've marked you down on their shitlist.

You worked in China long enough.  I'd think you know this already.

I can't get into criticisms at my work, because they'd be criticisms of foundational systems and practices that are so fundamentally flawed, that don't work, that they are so invested in, it would be too much for my boss to cope with contemplating.  It'd be far easier for her to instead heap blame on me for mentioning any of it.

I don't want anyone touching me, even a female. If it's not leading into sex, I don't see the point.

Otherwise, do NOT touch me. There's no need for it and it's disgusting. I want to go shower in scalding water scrubbing myself with lye for an hour after somebody touches me.

Having to see other people hug and touch each other is also something I find extremely annoying.

Get a fkn room, dipshits. Don't put on a display for me.

As far as your coworkers go, unrelated men and women who need to hug and touch one another like that is always an indicator of sexual attraction. Married people who claim it isn't are huge fkn liars.