Have you ever considered that there could be interesting facts about stuff and things that you might not even know about?
It's astonishingly true!
For instance, you've heard the old adage, 'Water is Wet,' right? Wrong. In the Central Sahara, there are regions called geocrapisses that are so arid the waters there are bone dry. Local species such as sandjellies and dust memphits have genetically adapted to consuming this dehydrated water in order to survive in the harsh desert climate -but don't YOU try it. You will shrivel up and die an agonizing death within minutes.
Feel like a dumb asshole for not knowing that? You absolutely should. But instead of dwelling on that, why not use your newfound knowledge to make others feel like dumb assholes? Remember that knowing something someone else doesn't makes you superior to them. It's a great way to elevate yourself and denigrate them. Go ahead, give it a try!
And don't forget to stay tuned for more wondrously astounding facts about stuff and things, from me, Psioncy, who knows a lot of stuff you dumb-dumbs don't.
It's astonishingly true!
For instance, you've heard the old adage, 'Water is Wet,' right? Wrong. In the Central Sahara, there are regions called geocrapisses that are so arid the waters there are bone dry. Local species such as sandjellies and dust memphits have genetically adapted to consuming this dehydrated water in order to survive in the harsh desert climate -but don't YOU try it. You will shrivel up and die an agonizing death within minutes.
Feel like a dumb asshole for not knowing that? You absolutely should. But instead of dwelling on that, why not use your newfound knowledge to make others feel like dumb assholes? Remember that knowing something someone else doesn't makes you superior to them. It's a great way to elevate yourself and denigrate them. Go ahead, give it a try!
And don't forget to stay tuned for more wondrously astounding facts about stuff and things, from me, Psioncy, who knows a lot of stuff you dumb-dumbs don't.
