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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:27 am

    Remember that guy is pointing the gun at him and he's just like swallowing the gun, like "Kill Me, Mfkr."

    And then that other dude was like showing his I.D. saying, "I have diplomatic immunity," and they shot him in the head?

    "It's just been REVOKED, m'fkr."


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:32 am

    I love that kind of shit. Not modern day South Africa. The whole thing is really fucked up and I'm more on the side of the whites. Lauren Southern is a good girl. I got sex fantasies about her. Hope they come true.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:58 am

    You know what. You're right. For a guy who is not into ladyboys, I sure do have a lot of ladyboy stories.

    I should think seriously on that.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:01 am

    I've never fuck-sexed with one tho, I'll tell you that much.

    My entire life, no gay sex ever.

    Always been about the poon.

    But I'm guessing you've at least tried it. Fag.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:06 am

    I bet you're like butt-raping those reindeers on the weekends while you strangle 'em to make loin clothes, then have the fkn AUDACITY to walk into Vulva and decide that cars can drive themselves, which they cannot.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:09 am

    You're an arrogant fkn prick is what you are.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:12 am

    Earth to Retard Nord. Earth to Retard NORD. This is a high priority msg.

    CARS cannot drive themselves dumbass.

    What are you trying to fkn kill everyone in highway accidents?


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:28 am

    I remember this Swedish guy.  And also remember I've been to your stupid cuntry.  I spell it that way on purpose.  McDonalds was too expensive.

    Anyway, I was into some business with this Svede engineer, and he got all insulted over email.  Now bear in mind this was like 1995 and email had only just been invented.

    Computer monitors were still blowing up at this time, and this guy got into this huge emotional drama thing with me.

    Fags.  All Svedes are gay fags.


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    Post  eggraid on Sat Oct 06, 2018 2:37 am

    You must’ve been raped by a flock of reindeers as a kid.
    Mcdonalds is crappy unnutritious food. Americans eat it everyday and get fat and suffer diabetes, so you get a fucking car because you walk anywhere without getting exhausted. Weakling, untermench.

    Im off to madrid on monday. No cocaine. Gonna stay at a friends place and then go to this gym and grapple with the locals, then yoga in the evening. And possibly a beer in the evening. Then im going to sit outside, draw shit and drink sangrias.

    Im sending a legion of reindeers, elks and and ice troll to rape your ass again.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:09 pm

    You're gonna get coked up out of your mind like last time. Just be honest, that the subconscious recesses of your mind are clandestinely sending you there for that very purpose. Try not to dump it into the toilet this time, you decadent twat. Getting Madrid sewer rats hopped up on expensive cocaine while children are starving to death in Africa. It's despicable.

    You should be donating that leftover cocaine to starving African children.

    "Leftover cocaine" that's a funny phrase right there, an oxyMORON, like you what you is.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:19 pm

    Cocaine is huge here in The Keys, cuz it comes in through here and Miami I guess. Everyone's drunk too. I've managed to stay away, as I cannot afford it. I've also been sober for six days, my annual record. OMG this sucks. Once I get employed I'll have some fun. One place I have an "in" is a strip club, like ALL NUDE. That'd be fuck cool if I end up there. The other job I got a line on is as a driver, like hauling people from Miami airport down to here. That doesn't bad either, easy. The lady says she keeps firing drivers cuz they keep getting drunk. The strip club owner said the same. He initially filled the position I wanted, but then told to wait cuz he fires someone almost every week for being drunk. You should the gas station here all night long, just everyone coming through there drunk. My neighbors are always drunk and whatever else. And as this is the end of hurricane season still, the tourists haven't even arrived yet. Once that happens I'm told it gets TOTES off the hook.

    But I'm on sober duty from here on out, if I can do it. Not even the worst of these drunks can outdrunk me. I'm sick of it.


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