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    New Podcast!

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:52 pm

    Ok, I haven't made it yet though. Here's my last one which I took down "out of respect" for her.

    Why the F would I respect her?



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    Post  eggraid on Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:14 am

    Juicy stuff!

    Sounds like she has some serious trust issues. As soon as the relationship is established, she destroys it. Im very sure that you or anyone else wont be able to have anything but sex with her - if even that.

    How the hell did RB get a hold of you two? Through the beijinger?
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:18 pm

    Yeah, you don't read The BeiJerker no more????

    A whole lot of shit has gone down on there.

    Cat is one of the few still with account *here* though I doubt we'll be hearing from Skanky.

    How you been doing man?!

    Still strangling reindeers on the weekend?

    18 million self driving volvo car pile-up in Sweden yet?  Pls give us the death toll.

    (Separate if from the jihadists pls.)

    You don't give an F.  You are just strangling reindeer to make your loinclothes.

    I respect that.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:27 pm

    Hey, COCAINE!@



    I hear if you scour and dry out the Madrid sewers, there are veins of it to be found!

    Kinda like the "City of Gold" except it's made of much more valuable COCAINE.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:32 pm

    Not that I've ever tried it. Evil or Very Mad


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:59 pm

    You know that girl my GF got jealous over on FB?

    Now I'm kinda interested in her.

    I bet she knows where to get cocaine.

    Which I would very much like to try for the FIRST time.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:03 pm

    I'm gonna send her a romatantic msg.

    She is my very first GF after all, four years old.

    Is that first enough?  We were like catching bumble-bees in baby-food jars together with the other retarded kids. Boring.

    Then one day we found a scarecrow in the woods.  So what we did at five years old was drag it further into the woods and cover it in ketchup packets. Then we hid out until after nightfall so our parents would contact the police.

    Is that so bad???

    Then the cops came.

    We showed ourselves and then showed the cops the scarecrow covered in ketchup.

    Then we LOLed!!!!  We LOLED so much!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:03 pm

    Is that somehow *wicked*?


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:06 pm

    Five years old we figured that shit out.


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    Post  eggraid on Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:45 pm

    Wtf, what did i miss? RB went bananas and began stalking your GF. I couldnt find any threads to backtrack in

    What kind girl is catwoman anyway?

    Dont tell me you banned RB and Pi. There has to be fights and someone to pick on once in a while.

    Im strangling reindeers.
    Haha. I was interrogated by the police a year or two back. Then i got on this tinder date with this hot chick. Guess what i found out. She is the cop that interrogated me. Haha! We called it off though. But still!

    Havent done coke since barcelona. You wont find anything good i beijing. Atleast not from
    The nigerians. Thet might aswell have put washing powder in it and there is no way to verifythe quality just by looking at it.

    Stick with the alcohol and do only cocaine on vacation.

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    Post  eggraid on Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:40 am

    Drunk!

    Just got back to the local beer tap after this beer meet-up with my yoga studio. Seems like im tagging along for this underground rave party in some abandoned warehouse. Tonight spells: cocaine!

    Damage and injuries will be reported by tomirrow evenung

    Im srunk so i can spelk however i want

    R

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    Re: New Podcast!

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:45 pm

    You do yoga?

    Just one quick question:  When you are on your period, how to you keep it from spilling out all over the mat in front of everyone?


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    Post  eggraid on Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:05 pm

    Dont think im much help there, sciency. Seems like you’ve got a real problem on your hands (and the floor). Maybe you should see a doctor instead?

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