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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:52 pm

    Ok, I haven't made it yet though. Here's my last one which I took down "out of respect" for her.

    Why the F would I respect her?



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    Post  eggraid on Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:14 am

    Juicy stuff!

    Sounds like she has some serious trust issues. As soon as the relationship is established, she destroys it. Im very sure that you or anyone else wont be able to have anything but sex with her - if even that.

    How the hell did RB get a hold of you two? Through the beijinger?
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:18 pm

    Yeah, you don't read The BeiJerker no more????

    A whole lot of shit has gone down on there.

    Cat is one of the few still with account *here* though I doubt we'll be hearing from Skanky.

    How you been doing man?!

    Still strangling reindeers on the weekend?

    18 million self driving volvo car pile-up in Sweden yet?  Pls give us the death toll.

    (Separate if from the jihadists pls.)

    You don't give an F.  You are just strangling reindeer to make your loinclothes.

    I respect that.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:27 pm

    Hey, COCAINE!@



    I hear if you scour and dry out the Madrid sewers, there are veins of it to be found!

    Kinda like the "City of Gold" except it's made of much more valuable COCAINE.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:32 pm

    Not that I've ever tried it. Evil or Very Mad


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:59 pm

    You know that girl my GF got jealous over on FB?

    Now I'm kinda interested in her.

    I bet she knows where to get cocaine.

    Which I would very much like to try for the FIRST time.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:03 pm

    I'm gonna send her a romatantic msg.

    She is my very first GF after all, four years old.

    Is that first enough?  We were like catching bumble-bees in baby-food jars together with the other retarded kids. Boring.

    Then one day we found a scarecrow in the woods.  So what we did at five years old was drag it further into the woods and cover it in ketchup packets. Then we hid out until after nightfall so our parents would contact the police.

    Is that so bad???

    Then the cops came.

    We showed ourselves and then showed the cops the scarecrow covered in ketchup.

    Then we LOLed!!!!  We LOLED so much!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:03 pm

    Is that somehow *wicked*?


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:06 pm

    Five years old we figured that shit out.


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    Post  eggraid on Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:45 pm

    Wtf, what did i miss? RB went bananas and began stalking your GF. I couldnt find any threads to backtrack in

    What kind girl is catwoman anyway?

    Dont tell me you banned RB and Pi. There has to be fights and someone to pick on once in a while.

    Im strangling reindeers.
    Haha. I was interrogated by the police a year or two back. Then i got on this tinder date with this hot chick. Guess what i found out. She is the cop that interrogated me. Haha! We called it off though. But still!

    Havent done coke since barcelona. You wont find anything good i beijing. Atleast not from
    The nigerians. Thet might aswell have put washing powder in it and there is no way to verifythe quality just by looking at it.

    Stick with the alcohol and do only cocaine on vacation.

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    Post  eggraid on Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:40 am

    Drunk!

    Just got back to the local beer tap after this beer meet-up with my yoga studio. Seems like im tagging along for this underground rave party in some abandoned warehouse. Tonight spells: cocaine!

    Damage and injuries will be reported by tomirrow evenung

    Im srunk so i can spelk however i want

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:45 pm

    You do yoga?

    Just one quick question:  When you are on your period, how to you keep it from spilling out all over the mat in front of everyone?


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    Post  eggraid on Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:05 pm

    Dont think im much help there, sciency. Seems like you’ve got a real problem on your hands (and the floor). Maybe you should see a doctor instead?
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:31 pm

    eggraid wrote:Dont think im much help there, sciency. Seems like you’ve got a real problem on your hands (and the floor). Maybe you should see a doctor instead?

    Maybe you should see Dr. Faggot, your primary care specialist.

    He can stick his stethoscope up your butt. That might be helpful.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:37 pm

    I deleted that podcast even though it was probably my best one ever.

    Not out of respect to her.  Fuck her to literal Hell.  

    I don't care which Hell it is, whatever she believes in, I hope she goes there forever.

    I did it cuz I'm OVER the bitch.  

    Right now, I'm getting led into a job at a strip club.  Like FULL nude bitches, but I'm mature enough to handle it.  They need a dude to settle down the dudes who are too touchy with the strippers or like too drunk.  But, of course, they still want them to stay and keep spending their cash.  I'm perfect for that.  

    I'd like having a stripper GF, cuz they make all kinds of money.

    The only problem I can see is that you get home after work and are like, "Ok, bitch, let's get you naked to do it." But then it's like, "Wait a sec, you've already been naked all night for the entire public."


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:56 pm

    You know the way I feel about it? Working at a place full of naked bitches sounds ok.

    I am mature enough to handle seeing all their boobs and pusses. I won't just be staring at their boobs and pusses with my jaw agape like a retard. I can and will still do my work.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:57 pm

    Plus they tip you out, the bartenders and the strippers, so the better they like you, the more money you get.

    It makes a lot of sense actually, cuz a lot of that is cash and you don't have to declare it all on taxes.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:00 pm

    Well, I don't have the job yet, but I've got an 'in' on it. Hoping I get it. Sounds interesting.

    Like in Beijing, like at The Den, I used to hang out there with the Mongolian whores all the time. Just hanging, not banging. (a few times banging, fine.) I really liked those girls. They dress like something out of Bram Stokers Dracula and call all the Chinese "dogs." Also they like to get DRUNK, and buy for me too, good stuff. Sometimes they get clients but they don't really care that much. They much prefer drinking and the shit that we do at the bar.

    So, based on that, I think I'd get along well with strippers in The US too.


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    Post  eggraid on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:05 pm

    Stay in there sciency, work hard they might promote you to a ladyboy stripper. Great cash. Pi might come see you and rip you 5 bucks.

    How the hell did you get involved with a strip club in the first place?

    Also, why leave china. You had it going for that place for several years and now you leave to become a shemale stripper. Wtf!
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:16 pm

    eggraid wrote:Stay in there sciency, work hard they might promote you to a ladyboy stripper. Great cash. Pi might come see you and rip you 5 bucks.

    How the hell did you get involved with a strip club in the first place?

    Also, why leave china. You had it going for that place for several years and now you leave to become a shemale stripper. Wtf!

    Jesus Christ dude, I'm not a shemale stripper.  That is some pervert shit from your mind.

    In AMERICA.  Have you ever heard of THAT country?  Well, it's where I'm born and raised, m'fkr.

    OUR strip clubs have ladies.  By ladies I mean naturally born females with vaginas.  If a euro can even still understand such a concept.

    I know that in modern gay Sweden this is all mixed up.  You even trust cars to drive for themselves, which is gonna result in more deaths than the faked-up Holohoax.

    Everyone has a weird image of America, but we're still straight up puss and tits.  

    Unlike you faggot Europissants.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:21 pm

    Also we don't poop and pee in 'sinks.' We use something called a toilet. Rolling Eyes


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:24 pm

    I can't imagine you in Thailand, dude. You'd be like a Ladyboy's dream come true.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:28 pm

    I knew this Norway guy.  I know you are Swede not Nord, but to the most of fkn world, it makes no dif.

    Anyway, this dude was retired on a good pension, and spent half his life at my same hotel.  

    The staff was constantly beating the ladyboy m'fkrs off him.  

    One night I took him out, and the staff was crazy, like "Don't let those ladyboys at him."

    And I was just taking him to hang out with my Scot friend, no ladyboy shit, but man weren't they serious about knowing where he was and what we'd be up to.

    I was just taking the dude away from the hotel bar to talk to some different ppl, which he needed.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:31 pm

    One night I saw that same Norway dude at this bar. We were both hitting on the same African chick, and he pretended all of a sudden like he didn't know me. I was trying to talk to him rationally, but he pretended like he didn't know me. I almost punched the m'fkr in the face.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:35 pm

    It's a good thing he was older is all I can say, cuz otherwise I would've popped him one.


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